the scale isn't broken. Maybe.
See, I bought the scale maybe... five? years ago. It is a fancy Taylor scale that I paid clearance for at Target. It calculates BMI, fat percentage, calories required to maintain current weight, and water percentage. Oh, it also calculates weight.
Never once have I broken below 30% fat. I KNOW! It's obviously broken. BROKEN. Until...
this morning. My fat percentage was 29.9%. I broke 30%. Maybe, just maybe... the darn thing isn't broken.
Of course, this doesn't help my mental state because I did devour, singlehandedly, a box of pralines yesterday. I even weighed less today.
Just don't ask about my sugar-hangover headache.