Last night I had a dream I had a botched boob job and was married to two gay men.
I don't think I want to know what this says about me.
On the bright side, my clothes were very fashionable and the house was very clean.
On the dark side, one boob was noticeably bigger than the other and I was very frustrated about the lack of wink*wink*nudge*nudge.
I kept saying, "I think maybe it's time for eHarmony.com."
Why didn't I say anything about fixin' the wonky boob?
Some dreams, you just don't interpret.
Um, yeah.
~ G
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