Let's play a game of word association. Watch the following video about this story and tell me what words come to mind.
And... go!
Here, I'll help you:
Cognitive dissonance: This man told a judge he would stop making babies, yet he fathered NINE more babies in three years. Take a break, buddy.
Vasectomy: Dude, if you can't keep it in your pants and (obviously) eschew the use of condoms, try snipping the cords to the baby-maker. Try it. You might like the freedom.
Responsibility: Catch a clue. You have THIRTY children and yet you have only one job, and clearly have time to hook up with more Baby Mamas. Try getting more work. It'll keep you busier - and maybe slightly too tired to make more babies.
And Tennessee Ladies: Please take note of this man's face. Do NOT assume he's shooting blanks. Unless you want only $1.50 a month to support your baby, this man is a bad bet.
Did I miss any?
~ G
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